A Little Bit About A lot

Tee-hee. Funny cos it’s true.

Self-motivation is often a difficult thing. We have all heard the suggestions about tacking up post-it notes on our mirrors at home and on our desks at work. Little reminders to keep the faith and hope alive, that there is a life worth living, that we’ve almost reached the top of that mountain. However, the impetus of that motivation and inspiration still comes solely from our own selves and serves only our individual purpose.

Each New Morning aims to create a little cyber community for the sharing of that inspiration. No matter what your personal struggle may be, no matter what age you are, no matter what you believe about higher powers, you are a part of the world over which the sun rises and set. Through this website and email service, we hope to facilitate the sharing of motivational tidbits and humorous takes on life’s hard times.

Individually, we journal, we compose poetry and songs, we draw, we sing. We create beautiful art that the world may never see. …until now. Be the sweet rain that awakens the flowers aching to bloom. Be the chirping birds calling the weary to dance and sing. Become a part of Each New Morning and share your own brilliant rays of light.

Received in an email forward via my mom via my aunt.  Normally, I automatically delete forwards, but my mom knows me too well.  I do love a good punny one liner.  

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. However, he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro is a rip off !

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

This is how I imagine this post will go….

 But despite the possible small group of people who may enjoy this, I had to post it.  

Click here and here if you don’t understand but think you might want to.

New Favorite Comedy of the Day: Best Friends Forever

Forget the awful previews and spots and the cheesy premise they are touting…this is a hilarious romp worth your time.  Watch it once, and you”ll be hooked.

PS.  Look out for Q!

~ Newt gets bitten by a penguin in St. Louis.  I would say it was a rare event, but the Newtster seems to spend a little too much time around the animals.  See Buzz Feed’s favorite Newt & Animal pics here.

~ Don’t drop the baby!  Well, he didn’t….but some player’s father tripped and suddenly the Crimson Tide’s pride is shattered.  AL.COM reports here.

Tupac is apparently alive, hanging with Dre and Snoop, and belting out those NSFW lyrics to audiences at Coachella.  I mean, seriously?!?

Click on this link to hear how some nerd made it work.

You’ve surely seen it a million times already today, but it’s worth one more glance.  Pretty cool, huh?!?

Haha.  Mr. Burns and I are birthday twins.  But I swear that’s where the resemblance ends.

Check out the entire 12-month collage of character birthdays by visiting this link.